About this web site

This is a very simple web site, based on xhtml and a style sheet. It should work with most browsers and assistive devices for people with disabilities. Behind the scenes, the xhtml pages are built with PHP.

Privacy policy

As of now, we don't use cookies or any other method of storing information about you. We couldn't violate your privacy even if we wanted to.

Colour scheme

Back when we were designing this web site, Karl Glazebrook and Ivan Baldry stated in a scientific article that the average colour of the universe was somewhere between "medium aquamarine" and "pale turquoise" (the shade of the buttons at the top of this page). We designed the web site around this colour, using www.colorschemer.com to help select compatible "alternate universe" colours for the side buttons.

Fashions come and go, but we figured these colours would remain trendy for at least 100 million years. How wrong we were! Glazebrook and Baldry have since published a correction, saying that the universe is actually beige. And now the same trendoids who we expected to ooh and aah over the first A-list web site to be totally designed around the cosmic spectrum will take one look at our home page and sneer "that's so January and February 2002". Yes, we're bitter.

Problems

If you find broken links, or if this web site for any other reason fails to delight you, send your complaints to webmaster*greekchorus.com (change * to @).

The * and @ thing is an attempt to protect ourselves from the spambots that crawl through the Internet looking for e-mail addresses. If they were SPAMbots, that would be fine. (Who wouldn't like to receive the tasty spiced ham product from Hormel Foods in the mail?) But we already receive more than enough invitations to get rich quick while talking with naked cheerleaders about our rock-hard erections.