the FLUFF board game!

by David Welbourn

The Board

MOVE to any square on this track	Fetish: BONDAGE	ACTOR	ACTOR	ACTOR	Fetish: POLKA BAND	START Auditions Track
Fetish: MIMES	MOVE to any square on this track	Scene: TWO PAIR	Get FLUFFED!	Scene: VOYEUR	START Filming Track	It's a STEAL!
ACTOR	OOPS! (no longer fluffed)				Get FLUFFED!	ACTOR
ACTOR	Scene: SANDWICH				Scene: DAISY CHAIN	ACTOR
ACTOR	Get FLUFFED!				OOPS! (no longer fluffed)	ACTOR
It's a STEAL!	The PRODUCER has a request	Scene: ORGY	Get FLUFFED!	Scene: DOUBLE DICKED	WHERE are my ACTORS?	Fetish: SOCKS
The PRODUCER has a request	Fetish: ROSES	ACTOR	ACTOR	ACTOR	New BOYFRIEND	MOVE to any square on this track

The Actor Cards

The Scoresheet

	B O N D A G E	B O Y F R I E N D	M I M E S	P O L K A	R O S E S	S O C K S
The Producer wants:
What I've got:
Scene Name

The Rules

Setup

• You'll need a marker for each player, 12 pennies, and a 6-sided die.
• Give everyone a scoresheet and a pen or pencil.
• Shuffle the twelve ACTOR cards and place one face-down on each of the ACTOR spaces in the outer Auditions track.
• Each player puts his marker on the "START Auditions Track" space.
• Decide who goes first.

Play Summary

On your turn, you may:

• Roll the die. Move your marker that many spaces clockwise on your current track. Do whatever is appropriate for the space you land on. - OR -
• You may go to any space on the board if you remove an article of clothing. - OR -
• You may switch tracks. Move your marker to the start space of the other track. You can do this for any of your turns. Do not roll the die. If you switch tracks, that's all you do.

The Spaces

• ACTOR - If there is an Actor card on the space, turn it face-up. If you want this actor, roll the die. If you roll his audition score or higher, take his card and place it on the table in front of you. If you don't want this actor, or if he fails his audition, leave his card face-up on the Actor space. If there is no Actor card here, nothing happens.
• New BOYFRIEND - Introduce one of your Actors to the Producer. If the Actor wasn't one of the Producer's boyfriends before, well, he is now!
• FETISH - On your scoresheet, note that you now have the named fetish item. You can now use this fetish in as many scenes as you like. Fetish items are reusable.
• Get FLUFFED! - All your actors are now "fluffed". Put a fluff token (such as a penny) on each of your actor cards to indicate this status.
• MOVE to any square on this track - That's simple enough, isn't it?
• OOPS! - All your actors are no longer "fluffed". Remove their fluff tokens; they will have to get fluffed again before they can film any new scenes.
• The PRODUCER has a request - Roll the die and consult this table:

  1: Add SOCKS Fetish 2: Add ROSES Fetish 3: Add MIMES Fetish

  4: Add POLKA BAND Fetish 5: Add BONDAGE Fetish 6: Add BOYFRIEND Fetish

        The Producer's requests affect everyone, not just you. If, for example, the Producer has a rose fetish, you must now have roses in at least 2 of the 3 scenes in your movie. Likewise, if the Producer has a boyfriend fetish, you must cast one of his boyfriends in at least 2 of the 3 scenes in your movie. And so on. (Of course, he'd prefer his fetishes to be in all of your scenes, but he's trying to be reasonable.)
        New requests do not take the place of old requests; everyone must accommodate all of his requests. (However, if the Producer requests the same thing again, he's just repeating himself. There is no additional effect in that case.)
        If you've already filmed scenes without the new fetishes, well that's just too bad. Although, there's this important note...
        IMPORTANT: Stark naked players may ignore all fetishes when completing their movie, except the boyfriend fetish! (Filming restrictions still apply, though. Eg: You still can't film Rod the mime-hater with any mime, whether or not the Producer has a mime fetish.)
• SCENE - This is your chance to film a porn scene! To film the scene, you must have actors that will work together and will perform their assigned roles. See The Scenes, below, to learn what the roles in each scene are.
        Also, all of the actors in your scene must be fluffed! If your actors aren't fluffed, you can't use them in the scene!
        You, the player, can also be an Actor in your movie! It's simple! You just have to be both naked and "fluffed", just like all the other actors.
        Fetish items are optional. Scenes are normally filmed with all the fetish items that you currently have, unless there's a fetish/actor conflict, in which case you must leave out either the actor or the fetish item from your scene to resolve the conflict. Some players like to act out the scenes, complete with fetish items. We do not encourage this practice, but are powerless to prevent it.
        On your scoresheet, write down which scene you've filmed, and mark which fetish items were used. You can film the scene again on a later turn with different actors and fetish items, but only one version of the scene can be used in your final movie.
        Finally, all actors in a scene are no longer fluffed. Remove fluff tokens from all actors who were in the scene.
• START Auditions Track and START Filming Track - Everyone starts the game on the START Audition Track space. When you take a turn to switch tracks, go to the START space in that track. Otherwise nothing happens here.
• It's a STEAL! - Take an Actor Card (your choice) from another player. Remove the actor's fluff token, if any. If the player doesn't want to surrender the actor card, he can remove one article of clothing instead.
• WHERE are my ACTORS? - Lose two of your actors, your choice. Put the lost Actor cards face-up on vacant Actor spaces in the outer Audition Track.

The Scenes

For a scene to work, all actors in it must be able to work together and play their assigned roles. Each actor is willing to work with anyone and willing to play any role unless their card specifically restricts them. (Remember that naked and "fluffed" players can also be their own actors!)
Note: "X tops Y" means that X is a "top", and Y is a "bottom".

• DAISY CHAIN - Needs 3 actors; Actor A sucks B, B sucks C, and C sucks A.
• DOUBLE DICKED - Needs 3 actors; Actor A tops B, B sucks C.
• ORGY - Needs 6 actors; no other requirements.
• SANDWICH - Needs 3 actors; Actor A tops B, B tops C.
• TWO PAIR - Needs 4 actors; Actor A tops B, C tops D.
• VOYEUR - Needs 3 actors; Actors A and B masturbate; C watches.

Winning the Game

The first player who successfully films three different porn scenes that meet the Producer's fetish requirements, wins. Players who are completely naked may ignore all fetishes except the Boyfriend fetish.

Remember that each of the Producer's fetishes don't have to be in all 3 of your scenes, just 2 of them. For example, if the Producer's fetishes are roses and bondage, you could win the game by filming a Voyeur-and-bondage scene, a Sandwich-and-roses scene, and a Daisy Chain-and-bondage-and-roses scene.

Strategy

There are obvious advantages to starting the game with plenty of clothing. On the other hand, it can be useful to get naked as soon as possible.

House Rules

From time to time, questions will arise that are not covered in the rules. For example, does a cockring count as an article of clothing? Groups of players are encouraged to develop their own house rules to cover such contingencies.

Tournament Play

Most major tournaments use a standard set of house rules known as the "Waterloo Rules" (named after a university town with a particularly avid gayming group). These rules prohibit, among other things, groping, licking, nibbling, and offers of fellatio. More than one tournament has been called due to egregious violations of the Waterloo Rules.

© 2001 David Welbourn